Opiate of the idiots

I hate the Superbowl. There I said it. It gives people an excuse to be drunken louts and generally encourages their own already highly developed stupidity. Without sports; celebrities and beer people would have to face a bit more reality so these things are dumped on the majority by the ruling classes as an opiate that works better than Medieval Religion. Yes kids, the people in power use this shit to distract you from the truth that you're being oppressed on a daily and hourly basis. It's time to wake up and smell the class system for what it is or you can spend the rest of your life on the capitalist dope while the self aware workers fight and in the end win, you'll probably be wondering if a revolution will mean an interruption in your sporting programs. It will not be a permanent interruption, but, the nature of the entire sport and its' importance will change as will the government and the nature of daily existence. But, fret not dear sport/celebrity deluded ones, sobriety is still very far from you and we'd rather your buzz kill you than to kill your buzz.