On the Limitations of Male Wisdom

If one believes in reincarnation, then I should know better, since we can't prove one way or the other I'll stick with this life and the anecdotal proofs that I have from it. I have lived for twenty six years and have just begun to learn how to please a cat. Woman is so far a complex and mercurial thing as to be baffling. I know not how to be of pleasant disposition beyond the polite nature I extend to anyone. What woman wants is more of a mystery than any theological speculations, though it's purpose has a more practical value. We men are simple creatures and let our wants be known quickly, this in our view saves time to allow for such things to be satisfied. Woman has shown that sentiment far outweighs reason and that if one does not instinctively or intuitively know exactly what their wants and desires are then we are of course completely the most rotten things on earth. I don't think this to be a just way of dealing with social interaction let alone the most intimate of such. Man is also forbidden by woman of using direct honesty, which is quite a shame considering that this is one skill that males ex cell in highly. Woman would prefer that we lie to preserve some sort of emotional equilibrium or to flatter them. I find such a concept beneath contempt. Therefore, due to my complete lack of understanding, not for want of trying, I declare myself an agnostic concerning any understanding of the feminine just as I am agnostic concerning abortion. It's beyond my scope of knowledge therefore until I receive some sort of grasp on the situation I prefer to remain outside of it entirely.